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The Joke Book
ASCII Christmas Story
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Twelve Drummers Drumming
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Eleven Pipers Piping
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Ten Lords A-Leaping
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Nine Ladies Dancing
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/____\ /""\ /____\ ()
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0` /____\ /~~\ /____\
/____\
Eight Maids A-Milking
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(\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' (\(__)/)-' ;--`
`(uu)' _ `(dd)' _ `(gg)' _ `(vv)' _ |
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(o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8 (o o) 8~8,/
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Seven swans A-Swimming
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/,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ /,_ \ _,
|/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ |/ )/ / |
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/ (_/ / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ / (_/ _)
/ ` / ` / ` / ` / ` / ` / ` _/)
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Six Geese A-Laying
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)/ , )/ , )/ , )/ , )/ , )/ ,
/(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\
/ ) / ) / ) / ) / ) / )
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Five Golden Rings
.-. .-. .-. .-. .-.
((_)) ((_)) ((_)) ((_)) ((_))
'-' '-' '-' '-' '-'
Four Calling Birds
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(( )) (( )) (( )) (( ))
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Three French Hens
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Two Turtle Doves
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And a Partridge in a Pear Tree
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