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The Joke Book
Free Rail Travel
Three engineers and three salespeople are going to a conference and
must travel by train to get there. At the station, the three
salespeople buy their three tickets and watch as the three engineers
buy only a single ticket.
"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" says one
salesperson.
"Just watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.
They all board the train and the salespeople take their seats and
watch as all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door
behind them. The train departs and shortly afterward, the conductor
comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and
says "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm
emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves
on.
The salespeople see all this and agree it is quite a clever idea. So
after the conference, the salespeople decide to copy the engineers on
the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station,
they buy a single ticket for the return trip. But to their
astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all.
"How are you going to travel without a single ticket?" says one
salesperson.
"Just watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.
They board the train. The three salespeople cram into a restroom
compartment and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The
train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his
restroom, walks over to the salespeople's stall, knocks on the door
and says, "Ticket, please".
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