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Farmer's Guide to Computer Lingo

Log On:Makin' the wood stove hotter.
Log Off:don't add no wood.
Monitor:Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.
Download:Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.
Mega Hertz:When yer not careful downloadin'.
Floppy Disk:Whatcha get from pilin' too much firewood.
RAM:The hydraulic thingy that splits the firewood.
Hard Drive:Gettin home in the winter season.
Prompt:What you wish the mail was in the winter.
Windows:What to shut when it's below 15 below.
Screen:Whatcha need for the black fly season.
Byte:What the black flies do.
Chip:What to munch on.
Micro Chip:What's left in the bottom of the bag.
Infrared:Where the left-overs go when Fred's around.
Modem:Whatcha did to the hay fields.
Dot Matrix:Farmer Matrix's wife.
Lap Top:Where liittle kids feel comfy.
Keyboard:Where you hang your keys.
Software:Them plastic eatin' utensils.
Mouse:What eats the horses' grain.
Main Frame:What holds up the barn roof.
Port:Fancy wine.
Enter:C'mon in.
Random Access Memory:You can't remember whatcha paid for that new rifle when your wife asks.

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