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The Joke Book

Farmer's Guide to Computer Lingo

Log On:	Makin' the wood stove hotter.
Log Off:	don't add no wood.
Monitor:	Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.
Download:	Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.
Mega Hertz:	When yer not careful downloadin'.
Floppy Disk:	Whatcha get from pilin' too much firewood.
RAM:	The hydraulic thingy that splits the firewood.
Hard Drive:	Gettin home in the winter season.
Prompt:	What you wish the mail was in the winter.
Windows:	What to shut when it's below 15 below.
Screen:	Whatcha need for the black fly season.
Byte:	What the black flies do.
Chip:	What to munch on.
Micro Chip:	What's left in the bottom of the bag.
Infrared:	Where the left-overs go when Fred's around.
Modem:	Whatcha did to the hay fields.
Dot Matrix:	Farmer Matrix's wife.
Lap Top:	Where liittle kids feel comfy.
Keyboard:	Where you hang your keys.
Software:	Them plastic eatin' utensils.
Mouse:	What eats the horses' grain.
Main Frame:	What holds up the barn roof.
Port:	Fancy wine.
Enter:	C'mon in.
Random Access Memory:	You can't remember whatcha paid for that new rifle when your wife asks.

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